Saturday, December 5, 2009

My Review of Columbia River Guppie Multi-Tool

Originally submitted at REI

This little CRKT Guppie is fat on features. Tackle jobs needing an adjustable wrench, driver bits, LED light, knife and more!


Sub-Par for CRKT

By Kryzm from Worcester, Massachusetts on 12/5/2009

 

2out of 5

Gift: No

Pros: Functional

Cons: Difficult To Clean, Useless Tools

Best Uses: Home

Describe Yourself: Avid Adventurer

I bought this product a year ago, and when I took it out of the packaging, I immediately knew that it was not something I would carry. While the Guppy does have many tools, none of them are quite nearly as useful as a stand alone version of that tool. For instance, the wrench is very loose, the bottle opener breaks bottles, the carabiner opens less than three quarters of an inch, and the bit holder/LED falls off easily. I took a small piece of plastic cord to attach the bit holder to the carabiner, to keep from losing it. At some point a few months ago, I decided to take the multitool apart to clean the grime and rust(!) out of the inside, but then found that it is nearly impossible to get the spring back into the blade. My blade is now held shut with a piece of 16 gauge wire. The blade, while sharp out of the box, dulled quickly with normal use. The flimsy belt clip bent outward very easily, and it affixed with three small torx screws, making it too much of a hassle to fix.

My conclusion, this is a bulky, oddly shaped version of a $3 leatherman rip off I bought at a dollar store. I give it a 2/5 though, because it has gotten me out of more jams than I care to admit, and I love the CRKT knife I bought prior to this purchase.

(legalese)

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Constant Failure

Hey there mister blog.
So recently I have been really feeling the negative consequences of my usual lifestyle. Some problems are these: I'm a loner, and don't fit with any of my friend groups all the time. I need to get out and exercise, but I always find excuses. I am so good at avoiding things that make me uncomfortable, I avoided all of my assignments this semester, and might fail out of school. I am starting to thing that the force of will that I always thought I had is just my imagination. I know I could stop typing right now and sit down and do my CS homework for tomorrow morning, but I know that if I stay up and write this post, I will not turn in the homework tomorrow, or likely not even go to class. This motivational issue gets worse in the mornings. I set my alarm for 10AM for a 10:25 class, then convince myself that I don't have to go to class, before my common sense and good judgment can wake up. I genuinely want to work hard, and I genuinely want to be at this school, and study what I can. My whole life, I have avoided school work, and I always got away with it, sometimes with good grades. Right now, I am on academic probation, and failing two classes. I am hopefully going to write a pre-appeal letter to the college board, but I can't even seem to get around to doing that. All of this anxiety is ruining my semester, and while it eats away at my sanity, it makes me even more unlikely to do my work. It's a cycle that keeps getting harder to throw. I can't think of anything in my life right now that I'm very happy about. That's sad, isn't it? I'm usually a really optimistic person, if a little realistic. It's gotten to the point where I just want to take a year off or something. I know that it won't be helpful though, since I'll probably just work at the same place I always do, make a tiny bit of money, and learn nothing. If the job market weren't so fucked up, I might think about doing it. I really wish I had an idea for a small business. I am seriously considering switching my major to business management, on the recommendation of a friend.

So, to stop whining, I want to make known my thoughts on why people lose motivation. I personally think that when I am too realistic, I understand that the only reasons to do anything in life are either social, personal or necessary to life. When I have never felt a strong repercussion for not doing something, I have no reason to do it. If I have never noticed a time where it helped me a lot in life, I won't do it. I wish people didn't care so much for social norms. Fuck grades. I knew everything that I learned in astronomy, but I'm still failing it. Why? Because what difference does it make? If I go to apply for a job, and they care more about my college degree than what I know, fuck them too. Why does everything have to be the way it is? Why can't people learn to accept things that don't fit the norm?

I know, I'm rambling, but you know, stream of consciousness and all that.

I could rant forever on everything about people, but that would mean waking up even later tomorrow, and missing my Javascript lab: the only part of CS121 where I actually learn anything. And on that topic, how the fuck can a professor expect me to write programs on paper in a midterm?! When I use a computer, I can use trial and error. On paper, I can't. Same thing? No. Fuck you.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Fuck Everything.

In our modern world, we have many growing issues, and many of them can be traced back to what is called deliberate, or planned obsolescence. Deliberate obsolescence is a manufacturing decision by a company to make consumer products in such a way that they become out-of-date or useless within a known time period. The main goal of this type of production is to ensure that consumers will have to buy the product multiple times, rather than only once. This naturally stimulates demand for an industry's products because consumers have to keep coming back again and again.

Deliberate obsolescence in all its forms – Technological, psychological, or planned – is a uniquely American invention.

“Not only did we invent disposable products, ranging from diapers to cameras to contact lenses, but we invented the very concept of disposability itself, as a necessary precursor to our rejection of tradition and our promotion of progress and change. As American manufacturers learned how to exploit obsolescence, American consumers increasingly accepted it in every aspect of their lives.”

I would like to address this growing problem in modern technology. Recently, technology is getting less reliable as time goes on. Certain things that, if made ten years ago, might still be around, manage to break in one year. For instance, every iPod I have owned has broken in between ten and fourteen months. Notice I said EVERY IPOD: this is exactly what Apple wants me to say. They know that I am still going to get a new one once it breaks, so they have no incentive to build them more durable. Companies like Apple know that they can use cheaper, less durable components, assuming that I am not going to want to own my iPod for more time than the components last. This also causes landfills to fill up with things like cell phones, cathode-ray-tube monitors and similar obsolete technology.

Usually, software pushes hardware to be more powerful, then hardware pushes software. This cycle is the heart of technological advance. Recently, software has been getting much better, while hardware is just being pushed to more and more fragile points to keep up with the software. People care more that they can fit 160GB worth of music in their pocket than they do about shelling out $250 every 12 months. In essence, an iPod is a small hard drive with some software and a user interface. I have owned a different small hard drive for upwards of 6 years, with almost daily use, and it still works just fine.

Some products aren't just built fragile, they are deliberately made to break around when their warranty expires. The XBox 360 is a prime example, where more than 50% of owners have had a hardware failure in the first year of ownership. Part of the reason for that is that the cooling system was errored when the console launched November, 2005. That's four years ago, and yes, I've been through three of them. There is even a commonly used trick to kill your xbox, just so you can send it in for replacement before the warranty ends.

For a point of reference, think of older technology that's still around. For instance, I have a computer from 1999 that still works as if it were new. Think of old VCRs, or CD players. They didn't die of old age. What will happen to modern technology in ten years? If companies would start building their hardware for long term use, this wouldn't happen. Another possible solution would be to boycott fragile products, but we all know that people are too lazy to live any way but with 40000 songs in their pocket, and don't get me started on that.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Fucking Social Cues

So don't you hate it when you think something about someone, and they perpetuate that feeling, only for you to find out they were thinking of someone else the whole time? Yeah.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Pent Up Frustration

So I work with a residential theater company over the summer this year. I get to live on Cape Cod, and I get fed for free, but make very little money.

I'm on the set crew, building sets and scenery for nine shows in ten weeks. Very stressful job. I'm also really big on carrying around my own tools, and I like to be ready for everything. I just found out today, that somebody bent the shaft of my $200 drill. This doesn't quite render it useless, but it's a very annoying little problem that I would never have if I hadn't shared my tools with everyone. If I were to ask who dropped it, nobody would fess up. If I asked for reimbursement, I would receive none.

Some times you need to think about it before you decide to be nice.

Will people appreciate it? Will people respect it? Will people return the favor?

The answer to all three is probably "no," so don't be nice if it does nothing but cause problems for you.

The Meaning of Life

So as I lay on the couch, trying to sit through a splitting headache, with people having sex in my room, I ponder the meaning of life... or at least the value of it.

Most (educated) people believe that time stretches on to infinity in both directions, right?
Well I then think to the laws of conservation of mass and energy.
Together, these theories form the basis for my theory that all of the matter and energy must form and reform every possible combination, infinite times.

Still with me?

Well if you still agree with me, think about this:
The concept of infinity then dictates that every single thing we have ever done, will ever do, or are currently doing will be repeated over and over again endlessly. Everything that you have ever done has been done before by a perfect copy of yourself.

If you believe that the universe extends in every direction to infinity, then you also need to accept the fact that there are also infinite instance of yourself out there, having the same thoughts and making the same decisions as you.

If you've ever heard the theory that there is a different universe for every single choice made, you might think of this. Every single world where you decided to blink just now, or not has happened before, infinite times. In some past instances of yourself, you decide to stand up, do three cartwheels, then sit back down. However, the chance that you would do that is far less than the chance of you staying seated, and reading the rest of this post. For every single choice, there is an absolute chance of its occurrence, but doing cartwheels is also infinitely less likely than staying seated.

I conclude that if the aforementioned theories of existentialism are true, there is no meaning of life, but to be a sheep in the never ending cycle that is the universe.

I may come back to this topic, but my headache finally went away, and I need to sleep for work tomorrow.